Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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