i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Fuck appropriateness.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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