Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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