Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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