We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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