Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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