your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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