Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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