I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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