So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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