I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm too high and old for this...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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