And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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