Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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