home. puking in laundry basket.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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