idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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