After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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