Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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