I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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