Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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