Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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