she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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