he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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