it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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