I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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