Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Randomize
