It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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