OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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