My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
