Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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