would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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