It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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