I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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