your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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