About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
