at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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