that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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