Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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