his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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