why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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