shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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