I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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