I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
They have beer where we have blood.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
