That's intense
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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