Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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