32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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