I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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