Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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