Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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