I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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