OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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