; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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