god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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