no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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