Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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